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  [/caption] For your Labor Day amusement enjoy these memorable moments in sports that remind everyone gay happens. As you all grill, drink, fight and struggle to explain to the police how your best friend got a Jart lodged in his ear browse these photos depicting men [...]

  [/caption] Being the Snark’s resident homosexual (not gay mind you, that’s a culture and one Double H doesn’t mesh with) it’s time to launch my weekly feature known as Queer Eye on the Sports Guys. In this column I’ll will combine my skewered take on sports with a unique [...]

So in the secret underground bunker that is Snark Shark HQ - we decided that we wanted to see a few more competitive events a little more in tune with the city.  With an homage to I’m Gonna Git You Sucka’s - Ghetto Olympics. We present you with the People’s Republic of Olympics - Beijing!  This [...]

[/caption] Can someone please tell me what in the hell happened to ESPN? Are the execs sitting up in the offices in Bristol asking themselves what can they do to ruin one of the last true bastions of male programming? So to find out what was going on [...]

[/caption] With equal parts joy and rage I came upon the pre-season polls for college football including the Sports Illustrated Top 20 (dumb) and the ESPN Power Rankings (dumber). At the same time it signifies the best in sports and the worst. First [...]

The Evolution of the Diva-Ceivers With the NFL season soon upon us it’s time to explore a phenomena that has been developing ever since Billy “White Shoes” Johnson first did his chicken leg dance in the end zone. It’s no secret that wide receiver has become the position of bitch and catch in pro football and [...]

[/caption] Well it seems that the beantown has finally gotten to Manny Ramirez to the point that the Snark Sharks favorite MLB wackadoo has requested a trade to Iraq. (See ESPN story here).  Ok, so you’ve just got to love such a demented nutbag don’t [...]

For everyone’s sake Jose just go away somewhere with your twitchy eye and your roid infested body - just leave and shut up and I’ll be happy. http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jose-conseco-madonna-begged-me-to-impregnate-her/10644 Honestly if you didn’t plow/had no intention of plowing her, why so many clandestine meetings with her?  If at the time you were “into your wife” - and by [...]