Snark Sharks

[/caption] Star First Baseman of the Milwaukee Brewers Major League Baseball franchise has recently gone on record admitting that he is not only big and fat, but he is a big fat liar. Prince Semen Fielder the portly position player portrayed himself to be a vegan to his family, friends, and [...]

[/caption] You know here at the Snark our golf interest is limited to Tiger Woods on the Xbox 360, and playing once every 5 years while shotgunning beers on every green before being escorted from the course.  Our interest in women’s sports is equal to our interest in particle physics [...]

So in the secret underground bunker that is Snark Shark HQ - we decided that we wanted to see a few more competitive events a little more in tune with the city.  With an homage to I’m Gonna Git You Sucka’s - Ghetto Olympics. We present you with the People’s Republic of Olympics - Beijing!  This [...]

[/caption] Can someone please tell me what in the hell happened to ESPN? Are the execs sitting up in the offices in Bristol asking themselves what can they do to ruin one of the last true bastions of male programming? So to find out what was going on [...]

The Evolution of the Diva-Ceivers With the NFL season soon upon us it’s time to explore a phenomena that has been developing ever since Billy “White Shoes” Johnson first did his chicken leg dance in the end zone. It’s no secret that wide receiver has become the position of bitch and catch in pro football and [...]

[/caption] Well it seems that the beantown has finally gotten to Manny Ramirez to the point that the Snark Sharks favorite MLB wackadoo has requested a trade to Iraq. (See ESPN story here).  Ok, so you’ve just got to love such a demented nutbag don’t [...]

For everyone’s sake Jose just go away somewhere with your twitchy eye and your roid infested body - just leave and shut up and I’ll be happy. http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jose-conseco-madonna-begged-me-to-impregnate-her/10644 Honestly if you didn’t plow/had no intention of plowing her, why so many clandestine meetings with her?  If at the time you were “into your wife” - and by [...]