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[/caption] Talented yet frighteningly troubled addict / songstress Amy Winehouse has been left reeling following the surprise legal filing from her missing tooth for conservatorship of her estate.  The former occupant of Amy’s now hole riddled smile believes that if Amy is allowed to continue [...]

[/caption] So we all know that the Democrats are up high in the mountains of Colorado getting buzzed off of lack of oxygen, drinking Coors and putting the wraps on their big dog and pony show to announce that B.O. is the nominee for the donkey ticket.  What you [...]

[/caption] You know here at the Snark our golf interest is limited to Tiger Woods on the Xbox 360, and playing once every 5 years while shotgunning beers on every green before being escorted from the course.  Our interest in women’s sports is equal to our interest in particle physics [...]

[/caption] So we at the Snark - have scored quite possibly our biggest scoop to date.  We scored an interview with the Ozzman himself and got to the bottom of Kelly Osborne’s recent facial trauma.  When I sat down with the Ozzmeister, I had originally asked for [...]

[/caption] So as you all know by now Andy Dick is bat shit crazy.  He is a crazy that scares straights and gays alike.  He is what I like to call the aggressively closeted heter-omo.  Hammer you may be able to provide a better insight into what he’s called [...]

[/caption] So you know Great White is one of the last great American degenerates, so he pretty much approves of anything that can add some amusement to his world.  So I’d like to thank an Italian priest for coming up with something so outrageously delicious that you aren’t going to believe [...]

[/caption] Ok ok.  So you already know that Kanye says that the Presidumb doesn’t care about black people.  But did you know that he also hates Albatross, Bears, Condors, Eagles and the rest of the critters on the endangered species list.  Now again - the [...]

[/caption] So anyone that has seen the movie ‘Waiting..’, knows that you are taking your life into your own hands when you order food in a restaurant.  Well, definitely keep that in mind if you ever find yourself hunkering for some tasty treats from the ‘Home [...]

[/caption] Ok, around here at the Snark we don’t get to deep into the political machine, especially with a world class zoomtard like George W. Bush in office, but sometimes you just have to let fly.  Now we don’t have to detail here ad nauseum all the way’s that [...]

[/caption] Ok so by now you know that your favorite bare chested, Lance Armstrong man crushing, plays the same character in every single role he’s ever been cast, wackaddo Mathew McConacrazy is the proud papa of a bouncing baby boy. Read the rest of this entry »