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[/caption] Celebrity crime writer Dominick Dunne was rushed from the courtroom of OJ Simpson’s armed robbery and kidnapping trial in Las Vegas yesterday.  While covering the brewing story of Simpson’s trial, the 82 year old writer / journalist was cornered by Simpson who stabbed Dunne.  Dunne was in attendance covering the [...]

[/caption] Las Vegas bookmaker Sam “Ace” Rothstein has finally set down the odds for Miley Cyrus and her impending spiral into drugs, drinking and single motherhood.  Most odds books had decided to pull Cyrus off any odds making charts since most books took an incredible soaking on Jamie Lynn Spears [...]

[/caption] Star First Baseman of the Milwaukee Brewers Major League Baseball franchise has recently gone on record admitting that he is not only big and fat, but he is a big fat liar. Prince Semen Fielder the portly position player portrayed himself to be a vegan to his family, friends, and [...]

[/caption] The man recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records & Beer as the Oldest Living Male recently celebrated his 113th birthday in his hometown of Miyakonojo, Japan.  Born September 18, 1895 Tomoji Tanabe or Zombie as his friends know him, was born the same year as such [...]

[/caption] Here at the Snark we are always looking for ways for the world to be a better place so we are calling for an end to racism. Racism is so last century. It’s time for Continental-Regional-Socioeconomic-ism. Here to fore known as Corsoism (pronounced as core – so – [...]

[/caption] Earlier this week high school’s around the country were rocked by the tale of an ingenious nerd with a dream and a collar.  Poindexter Nerdingberg of Flushing, Queens is a certifiable nerd with zero game, and even less social standing.  At best odds were on him scoring [...]

[/caption] If you have enjoyed such classic muppet laden fare as Sesame Street, The Muppets, The Dark Crystal and The Labyrinth then you know that Jim Henson was a master at turning the dark and twisted into child friendly entertainment.  Jim Henson the former University of Maryland graduate [...]

[/caption] You know sometimes snarkers, I come across things that just blow my fucking mind.  Today that thing is a game that Stephen Colbert called “a cross between horseshoes and sodomy”.  Cornhole.  Now I didn’t make this game up, it’s not the version of the game that Hammer plays at home [...]

[/caption] As interest in the shitacular nightmare that is American Idol continues to wane, the producers are grasping at straws to continue keep their cash cow healthy.  First they brought in one of the judges from the Idol rip off “The One: Making a Music Star”, which [...]

Ok kids, since our album covers post got a lot of positive feed back, your pal Great White has gone back to the drawing boards and dug up some new and exciting craptacular covers for your enjoyment.  Quite like Hollywood I’m not above churning out more of the same just to keep you entertained!  So [...]