Snark Sharks

  [/caption] Depending on who you ask the Big 12 has either the most prolific offenses in the country or defenses that belong in the Whack-10. Colt McCoy has led Texas to 101 points in their last two wins against Oklahoma and Missouri and other unbeaten Big 12’ers Texas [...]

  [/caption] As far as Adam “Pacman” Jones knows he’s going on vacation. After the NFL suspended the ridiculously criminal Dallas Cowboy defensive back for the next four games (story) Jones responded with a wide grin and announced he was hitting “da clubs” to celebrate his leave time. “I [...]

  [/caption] After last week’s stunning upsets college football returned to normalcy this weekend as Oklahoma, Missouri and USC went back to work manhandling lesser foes. However, upstart Vanderbilt, the over-privileged rich kids of the south, knocked off perennial SEC power Auburn to beg the question… what the fuck is [...]

  [/caption] Today the Miami Dolphins bucked convention and nixed tradition when they simultaneously named Ronnie Brown the new starting quarterback in a wishbone style offense and also rejected a referendum to have the team name and logo changed to the Miami Blow with a controversial mascot fueling the debate. [...]

  [/caption] Al Davis, the weird little owner of the Oakland Raiders, isn’t sure if he fired head coach Lane Kiffin or not (story). Davis has a reputation for being a feisty little cracker but now nearing his 80th birthday he has become forgetful, prone to bad [...]

[/caption] Having tried so hard for the past seven months to forget their crushing loss to the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII New England Patriot owner Robert Kraft bitch-slapped his entire team back to reality by handing out the backhanded compliment “18-1” rings to the team in a private [...]

[/caption] With equal parts joy and rage I came upon the pre-season polls for college football including the Sports Illustrated Top 20 (dumb) and the ESPN Power Rankings (dumber). At the same time it signifies the best in sports and the worst. First [...]