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Pacman Begins 4-Week Vacation

Hammerhead Snark | October 14, 2008
 

Pac being told bye-bye now

[/caption] As far as Adam “Pacman” Jones knows he’s going on vacation. After the NFL suspended the ridiculously criminal Dallas Cowboy defensive back for the next four games (story) Jones responded with a wide grin and announced he was hitting “da clubs” to celebrate his leave time. “I [...]
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Divas and The Star

Hammerhead Snark | October 4, 2008
 

Now TO defends the star

[/caption] Four weeks is plenty of time for contestants to start prancing into place for the Snark Shark Diva-Ceiver poll. With a presidential election in one month, the Dallas reunion in two months and a chance for the biggest divas in football to kiss in Big D tomorrow [...]
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Roger Goddell Institutes Corporal Punishment In The NFL

Great White Snark | September 30, 2008

Call Me Don Roger Corleone

[/caption] Upset with the lack of league wide respect for rules, teammates and officiating Roger Goddell is mad as hell, and he’s not going to take it anymore.  Goddell feels that it’s his personal duty to clean up the NFL and keep the largest cash cow in all [...]
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Millen Done Fixing Lions

Hammerhead Snark | September 24, 2008
 

Matt, Tamer of Lions

[/caption] Matt Millen proudly walked away from the Detroit Lions Presidency today feeling his work with the Lions was done (story). Millen took over the Lions in 2001 and compounded their franchise misery by winning  31 games while losing 84, introducing Joey Harrington to the conditions of unrealistic expectations [...]
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Dolphins Name Brown QB, No Go on Blow, Though

Hammerhead Snark | September 22, 2008
 

Chad don't throw so good...

[/caption] Today the Miami Dolphins bucked convention and nixed tradition when they simultaneously named Ronnie Brown the new starting quarterback in a wishbone style offense and also rejected a referendum to have the team name and logo changed to the Miami Blow with a controversial mascot fueling the debate. [...]
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Patriots May Boycott NFL Season

Hammerhead Snark | September 7, 2008
   

Brady can still model

[/caption] Despite beating the Kansas City Chiefs 17-10 this afternoon New England Patriot owner Robert Kraft has threatened to boycott the season due to an injury suffered by All-Pro QB Tom Brady in the first quarter (recap). Kraft was fuming after the win that saw backup Matt Cassel fill [...]
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