Snark Sharks

  [/caption] I’m sorry. I’m sorry for Michael Phelps, Christian Bale and Alex Rodriguez. I’m sorry for idols, heroes, people who swim fast and actors with short tempers. But more than that I’m sorry for America and the pathetic people who inhabit it. In the past two weeks this [...]

  [/caption] Earlier this week President-elect Barack Obama and his wife Michelle were invited on a tour of the White House by the unelected president-figure known as George Bush. While a cordial and polite tour was shown to reporters and staff in the afternoon an earlier meeting actually took place [...]

  [/caption] Baffled and peeved that his tired tricks of fear and panic did not sway Congress into impulsively passing through his Wall Street bail out finance legislation acting president-figure George Bush decided this evening to declare war on money, in general. “This is something we need [...]

  [/caption] With no legacy to speak of, his shaky hands at the helm of an economy reeling into a recession and told not to attend the Republican convention illegitimate US “President” George W. Bush has decided to once again declare a war, this time on weather. Following flooding [...]