Karma Catches Up With Ole Ball Coach

Hammerhead Snark | November 16, 2008
 

How does it feel?

[/caption] Ex-Florida Gator football coach Steve Spurrier returned to the Swamp yesterday with his Gamecocks from South Carolina and got a rude welcome from his former mates. The Gators ripped South Carolina a new one to the tune of 56-6 and if you can believe it the beating was [...]
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Fulmer Volunteers Resignation… Sort Of

Hammerhead Snark | November 9, 2008
 

Fulmer has a back-up career

[/caption]    It’s not easy being Tennessee football coach Phil Fulmer. Sure, you’re successful, probably saved a lot of money and have a national title ring to your resume but after Wyoming came to Knoxville and jilted the Vols 13-7 to drop Tennessee to 3-7 on the year the [...]
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3 The Hard Way

Hammerhead Snark | November 3, 2008
 

Hey, don't shove that old man

[/caption] 1968. 1969. 1994. If you’re a fan of Penn State then you know what those years mean. Three times in his endless career Joe Paterno has led the Lions to undefeated seasons and been left out of the national title game. And as Texas Tech snuck [...]
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College Football: Week 8

Hammerhead Snark | October 19, 2008
 

This is so freakin' easy!

[/caption] Depending on who you ask the Big 12 has either the most prolific offenses in the country or defenses that belong in the Whack-10. Colt McCoy has led Texas to 101 points in their last two wins against Oklahoma and Missouri and other unbeaten Big 12’ers Texas [...]
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Warning: OU - UT Not all T-H-A-T

Hammerhead Snark | October 10, 2008
 

Couldn't agree with you more, Stoops

[/caption] Early October can only mean one thing, the Texas state fair and an accompanying football game known as the Red River Whatever. The Sooners and Longhorns will square off in a contest that since 2000 has been won by an average margin of 24-points in eight [...]
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Eight is Enough

Hammerhead Snark | October 3, 2008
 

Our Eight blows away the BCS

[/caption] Beating the BCS to the punch and trimming every other poll around the Snark presents Eight is Enough, our guide to the only teams that matter in college football. We want to lend our voice to the call for a college football playoff system and we propose a [...]
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Tebow is Human Afterall

Hammerhead Snark | September 28, 2008
 

Tebow with his weapon of choice

[/caption] After a shocking 31-30 loss to Mississippi at the Swamp Florida Gator quarterback Tim Tebow apologized profusely for his performance and then brandished a real steel Roman spear and tried to fall on it. The Heisman Trophy winner who led Florida to a National title as [...]
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Ohio State Banned From “Big Games”

Hammerhead Snark | September 14, 2008
 

Yo, man, where the exits at?

[/caption] Today the NCAA came down hard on Ohio State by prohibiting the Buckeyes from playing in any meaningful games until they can show clear evidence that they are able to compete. Following last night’s debacle against USC, a 35-3 loss (recap) and the last two BCS [...]
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Trojans Itching for Attention

Hammerhead Snark | August 16, 2008
 

Look Sedrick, Public Showers!

[/caption] With no marquee name at quarterback, typical apathetic Los Angeles fans and a 49-17 drilling of Illinois (yawn) in last year’s Rose Bowl (snore) the Trojans of Southern Cal are in need of some buzz. Unfortunately all Coach Pete Carroll’s kids have been able to do so far [...]
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There She Is, Your Most Popular College Football Team

Hammerhead Snark | August 6, 2008

"Ah Sure Do Wants To Be Your 2009 Champeeon, giggle, giggle."

[/caption] With equal parts joy and rage I came upon the pre-season polls for college football including the Sports Illustrated Top 20 (dumb) and the ESPN Power Rankings (dumber). At the same time it signifies the best in sports and the worst. First [...]
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