Snark Sharks

[/caption] It turns out that full time douche bag and part time “comedian/actor” Dane Cook also happens to be a horrible neighbor.  A few months back his landlord successfully evicted Cook, after a litany of complaints from other tenets and neighbors that he refused to clean up after [...]

[/caption] Celebrity crime writer Dominick Dunne was rushed from the courtroom of OJ Simpson’s armed robbery and kidnapping trial in Las Vegas yesterday.  While covering the brewing story of Simpson’s trial, the 82 year old writer / journalist was cornered by Simpson who stabbed Dunne.  Dunne was in attendance covering the [...]

[/caption] Las Vegas bookmaker Sam “Ace” Rothstein has finally set down the odds for Miley Cyrus and her impending spiral into drugs, drinking and single motherhood.  Most odds books had decided to pull Cyrus off any odds making charts since most books took an incredible soaking on Jamie Lynn Spears [...]

[/caption] As interest in the shitacular nightmare that is American Idol continues to wane, the producers are grasping at straws to continue keep their cash cow healthy.  First they brought in one of the judges from the Idol rip off “The One: Making a Music Star”, which [...]

[/caption] Talented yet frighteningly troubled addict / songstress Amy Winehouse has been left reeling following the surprise legal filing from her missing tooth for conservatorship of her estate.  The former occupant of Amy’s now hole riddled smile believes that if Amy is allowed to continue [...]

[/caption] So we at the Snark - have scored quite possibly our biggest scoop to date.  We scored an interview with the Ozzman himself and got to the bottom of Kelly Osborne’s recent facial trauma.  When I sat down with the Ozzmeister, I had originally asked for [...]

[/caption] So as you all know by now Andy Dick is bat shit crazy.  He is a crazy that scares straights and gays alike.  He is what I like to call the aggressively closeted heter-omo.  Hammer you may be able to provide a better insight into what he’s called [...]

Ok guys - we figure that it’s our duty (no not doody) to keep you all atitty I mean abreast of what’s going on in the seven seas of which our shark breatheren are spread - Snark and non-snark varieties. Ok first of all - we need to put an APB out on our buddy Marbled [...]