Snark Sharks

  [/caption] I’m sorry. I’m sorry for Michael Phelps, Christian Bale and Alex Rodriguez. I’m sorry for idols, heroes, people who swim fast and actors with short tempers. But more than that I’m sorry for America and the pathetic people who inhabit it. In the past two weeks this [...]

Still shell shocked from seven days of bombings Palestinians living in scenic Gaza now face a new threat in the form of heavily armed Israeli “civilians” walking their dogs in the war zone. The image at left is Jewish settler Eli Gold and his German Shepherd Blitzkrieg taking an evening stroll near Gaza City. Gold [...]

  [/caption] Earlier this week President-elect Barack Obama and his wife Michelle were invited on a tour of the White House by the unelected president-figure known as George Bush. While a cordial and polite tour was shown to reporters and staff in the afternoon an earlier meeting actually took place [...]

[/caption] Nebraska officials have reported that a second out of state teenager has been abandoned due to their recently enacted safe-haven law.  (Article Here)  The fun loving folks in the cornhusker state decided to add a sassy and saucy little twist to their safe-haven law - anyone, not just a parent [...]

  [/caption] The Snark has just returned from an exclusive 2-week stay with real Somali pirates and files the following postcard… Amid hunger and confusion, weapons and water, strange languages and poor nautical steering we landed aboard the Ukrainian ship MV Faina to little or no fanfare. A brute of [...]

[/caption] The man recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records & Beer as the Oldest Living Male recently celebrated his 113th birthday in his hometown of Miyakonojo, Japan.  Born September 18, 1895 Tomoji Tanabe or Zombie as his friends know him, was born the same year as such [...]

[/caption] Earlier this week high school’s around the country were rocked by the tale of an ingenious nerd with a dream and a collar.  Poindexter Nerdingberg of Flushing, Queens is a certifiable nerd with zero game, and even less social standing.  At best odds were on him scoring [...]

  [/caption] With no legacy to speak of, his shaky hands at the helm of an economy reeling into a recession and told not to attend the Republican convention illegitimate US “President” George W. Bush has decided to once again declare a war, this time on weather. Following flooding [...]

  [/caption] As Tropical Storm Gustav gathers steam in the Caribbean Sea and threatens to form into a category 3 hurricane when it reaches the Gulf of Mexico Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal is considering a forced evacuation of New Orleans, and a permanent exodus from the muddy [...]

[/caption] So you know Great White is one of the last great American degenerates, so he pretty much approves of anything that can add some amusement to his world.  So I’d like to thank an Italian priest for coming up with something so outrageously delicious that you aren’t going to believe [...]