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85 Things The Next Generation Will Never Understand

Great White Snark | January 21, 2009

Damn You Rubik, and your cursed cube!

[/caption] Well my little Snarker’s and Snarkette’s I know you haven’t heard from your pal Great White in a little while, but I figured it was time to get back in the saddle.  Like most of the Snarks out there in their 30’s, a lot of [...]
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Alf, Bill Cosby, Bo Jackson, Eddie Murphy, Encyclopedia Britannica, Evel Knievel, Fred Rogers, Halley's Comet, Hands Across America, Howard The Duck, Jaws, JR Ewing, Max Headroom, Mike Tyson, OJ Simpson, Rubik's Cube, The 80's, The Incredible Hulk, Underoo's, We Are The World, Where's the beef
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Big Bang Heard Around Cold Dead World

Hammerhead Snark | September 10, 2008
 

And what a bang it was

[/caption] Today scientists at the CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider located in a small suburb northwest of Geneva on the border between France and Switzerland sending it’s first protons through a 17 mile tunnel (story). The $9 billion experiment funded by 20 European states will [...]
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These Are The Ad Wizards…

Hammerhead Snark | August 21, 2008
 

And You Thought This Was A Bad Idea?

[/caption] Rather than just fix it’s lousy Vista software Microsoft has decided to dazzle television-staring morons with commercials to try to sell more of its lousy software. Microsoft will pay comedian Jerry Seinfeld $10 million to appear in ads with Bill Gates to push the [...]
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Calling all TriLams

Great White Snark | July 23, 2008

Yes Dork... please go

[/caption] Look no futher brothers and sisters of Lambda, Lambda, Lambda…. your rapture has arrived Comic Con 2008.  That’s right, the single largest gathering of geeks that have yet to lose their viginity and enjoy dressing up as characters that are cooler than they should ever dare dream to [...]
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Yeah, I’d really like to not talk to you… what’s your number?

Great White Snark | July 22, 2008

Ugh You Gonna Answer That?

[/caption] Ok kids, so you know in our crazy technology driven society more often then not we’d really rather not talk to each other even when we want to communicate with each other.  So how often do you IM your coworker that is one desk over?  How often [...]
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It’s Creepy Creeperton the emotionally attached doll

Great White Snark | July 18, 2008
You know the crew here at Snark Snarks can generally only agree on two things:  1. Don’t ask me if I want another drink the answer is always yes.  2. Scientists fucking scare the shit out of us.  After an unfortunate incident with some frickin “laser beams” we don’t go near the lab coat wearing [...]
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