Snark Sharks

[/caption] Well my little Snarker’s and Snarkette’s I know you haven’t heard from your pal Great White in a little while, but I figured it was time to get back in the saddle.  Like most of the Snarks out there in their 30’s, a lot of [...]

  [/caption] Today scientists at the CERN fired up the Large Hadron Collider located in a small suburb northwest of Geneva on the border between France and Switzerland sending it’s first protons through a 17 mile tunnel (story). The $9 billion experiment funded by 20 European states will [...]

  [/caption] Rather than just fix it’s lousy Vista software Microsoft has decided to dazzle television-staring morons with commercials to try to sell more of its lousy software. Microsoft will pay comedian Jerry Seinfeld $10 million to appear in ads with Bill Gates to push the [...]

[/caption] Look no futher brothers and sisters of Lambda, Lambda, Lambda…. your rapture has arrived Comic Con 2008.  That’s right, the single largest gathering of geeks that have yet to lose their viginity and enjoy dressing up as characters that are cooler than they should ever dare dream to [...]

[/caption] Ok kids, so you know in our crazy technology driven society more often then not we’d really rather not talk to each other even when we want to communicate with each other.  So how often do you IM your coworker that is one desk over?  How often [...]

You know the crew here at Snark Snarks can generally only agree on two things:  1. Don’t ask me if I want another drink the answer is always yes.  2. Scientists fucking scare the shit out of us.  After an unfortunate incident with some frickin “laser beams” we don’t go near the lab coat wearing [...]