Snark Sharks

  [/caption] With the NBA season set to tip off this week New York Knick fans were teased by the report that former head coach, and possibly the worst human being ever, Isiah Thomas tried to kill himself by over-dosing on sleeping pills (story). In June of 2006 Thomas took [...]

  [/caption] Depending on who you ask the Big 12 has either the most prolific offenses in the country or defenses that belong in the Whack-10. Colt McCoy has led Texas to 101 points in their last two wins against Oklahoma and Missouri and other unbeaten Big 12’ers Texas [...]

  [/caption] As far as Adam “Pacman” Jones knows he’s going on vacation. After the NFL suspended the ridiculously criminal Dallas Cowboy defensive back for the next four games (story) Jones responded with a wide grin and announced he was hitting “da clubs” to celebrate his leave time. “I [...]

  [/caption] Early October can only mean one thing, the Texas state fair and an accompanying football game known as the Red River Whatever. The Sooners and Longhorns will square off in a contest that since 2000 has been won by an average margin of 24-points in eight [...]

  [/caption] After last week’s stunning upsets college football returned to normalcy this weekend as Oklahoma, Missouri and USC went back to work manhandling lesser foes. However, upstart Vanderbilt, the over-privileged rich kids of the south, knocked off perennial SEC power Auburn to beg the question… what the fuck is [...]

  [/caption] Four weeks is plenty of time for contestants to start prancing into place for the Snark Shark Diva-Ceiver poll. With a presidential election in one month, the Dallas reunion in two months and a chance for the biggest divas in football to kiss in Big D tomorrow [...]

  [/caption] Beating the BCS to the punch and trimming every other poll around the Snark presents Eight is Enough, our guide to the only teams that matter in college football. We want to lend our voice to the call for a college football playoff system and we propose a [...]

[/caption] Following Sunday’s loss to the Florida Marlins that eliminated the New York Mets from the postseason Shea Stadium began its deconstruction and going with it are some timeless memories. Shea was no charming living room, it was Flushing Queens in all it’s ugly concrete glory, [...]

[/caption] Upset with the lack of league wide respect for rules, teammates and officiating Roger Goddell is mad as hell, and he’s not going to take it anymore.  Goddell feels that it’s his personal duty to clean up the NFL and keep the largest cash cow in all [...]

  [/caption] After a shocking 31-30 loss to Mississippi at the Swamp Florida Gator quarterback Tim Tebow apologized profusely for his performance and then brandished a real steel Roman spear and tried to fall on it. The Heisman Trophy winner who led Florida to a National title as [...]