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Baby, Don’t Apologize

Hammerhead Snark | February 8, 2009 (4 days ago)
 

Damnit, I can swim fast!

[/caption] I’m sorry. I’m sorry for Michael Phelps, Christian Bale and Alex Rodriguez. I’m sorry for idols, heroes, people who swim fast and actors with short tempers. But more than that I’m sorry for America and the pathetic people who inhabit it. In the past two weeks this [...]
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Alex Rodriguez, Baseball Writers of America, Bernard Madoff, Celebrities, Christian Bale, George W. Bush, Karl Rove, Michael Phelps
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85 Things The Next Generation Will Never Understand

Great White Snark | January 21, 2009 (4 weeks ago)

Damn You Rubik, and your cursed cube!

[/caption] Well my little Snarker’s and Snarkette’s I know you haven’t heard from your pal Great White in a little while, but I figured it was time to get back in the saddle.  Like most of the Snarks out there in their 30’s, a lot of [...]
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Alf, Bill Cosby, Bo Jackson, Eddie Murphy, Encyclopedia Britannica, Evel Knievel, Fred Rogers, Halley's Comet, Hands Across America, Howard The Duck, Jaws, JR Ewing, Max Headroom, Mike Tyson, OJ Simpson, Rubik's Cube, The 80's, The Incredible Hulk, Underoo's, We Are The World, Where's the beef
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Karma Catches Up With Ole Ball Coach

Hammerhead Snark | November 16, 2008
 

How does it feel?

[/caption] Ex-Florida Gator football coach Steve Spurrier returned to the Swamp yesterday with his Gamecocks from South Carolina and got a rude welcome from his former mates. The Gators ripped South Carolina a new one to the tune of 56-6 and if you can believe it the beating was [...]
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BCS, Charlie Weiss, College Football, Florida, Jesse Palmer, Mike Leach, Ole Ball Coach, Snark Eight, Snark Humor, Steve Spurrier, Urban Meyer
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Fulmer Volunteers Resignation… Sort Of

Hammerhead Snark | November 9, 2008
 

Fulmer has a back-up career

[/caption]    It’s not easy being Tennessee football coach Phil Fulmer. Sure, you’re successful, probably saved a lot of money and have a national title ring to your resume but after Wyoming came to Knoxville and jilted the Vols 13-7 to drop Tennessee to 3-7 on the year the [...]
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3 The Hard Way

Hammerhead Snark | November 3, 2008
 

Hey, don't shove that old man

[/caption] 1968. 1969. 1994. If you’re a fan of Penn State then you know what those years mean. Three times in his endless career Joe Paterno has led the Lions to undefeated seasons and been left out of the national title game. And as Texas Tech snuck [...]
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50, The New Measure of Success

Hammerhead Snark | October 26, 2008
 

Maybe coaching isn't your calling

[/caption] Remember when scoring 50 points meant you were Oklahoma running the wishbone and your opponent was a community college that could only suit up eight players because the rest were needed in the fields? Well after Saturday’s scoring explosion cracking 50 isn’t that big a deal anymore. [...]
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Knick Fans Rejoice… Almost

Hammerhead Snark |
 

This man is sick

[/caption] With the NBA season set to tip off this week New York Knick fans were teased by the report that former head coach, and possibly the worst human being ever, Isiah Thomas tried to kill himself by over-dosing on sleeping pills (story). In June of 2006 Thomas took [...]
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College Football: Week 8

Hammerhead Snark | October 19, 2008
 

This is so freakin' easy!

[/caption] Depending on who you ask the Big 12 has either the most prolific offenses in the country or defenses that belong in the Whack-10. Colt McCoy has led Texas to 101 points in their last two wins against Oklahoma and Missouri and other unbeaten Big 12’ers Texas [...]
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Pacman Begins 4-Week Vacation

Hammerhead Snark | October 14, 2008
 

Pac being told bye-bye now

[/caption] As far as Adam “Pacman” Jones knows he’s going on vacation. After the NFL suspended the ridiculously criminal Dallas Cowboy defensive back for the next four games (story) Jones responded with a wide grin and announced he was hitting “da clubs” to celebrate his leave time. “I [...]
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Warning: OU - UT Not all T-H-A-T

Hammerhead Snark | October 10, 2008
 

Couldn't agree with you more, Stoops

[/caption] Early October can only mean one thing, the Texas state fair and an accompanying football game known as the Red River Whatever. The Sooners and Longhorns will square off in a contest that since 2000 has been won by an average margin of 24-points in eight [...]
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