Snark Sharks

[/caption] Despite laying down for Wisconsin in the (irrelevant sponsor here) bowl Miami’s 2010 could not have gotten off to a better start. Sure star running back Graig Cooper may miss next year due to injury, the ‘Canes will say good-bye to seniors like Randy Phillips, Daryl [...]

  [/caption] After an April horror show many are kindly calling ‘interesting’, the New York Mets have announced lowered expectations for comical left fielder Daniel Murphy. “Right now, in light of all that we’ve seen we’re just hoping Murph can stand up.” A Mets spokesman said under condition of anonymity. [...]

After a 10-10 start that has elicited responses of yawn to “you suck” the New York Yankees front office is proposing a scheme with Major League Baseball to participate in a controversial ‘run buy-back’ program that would allow the Bombers the chance to buy back runs that have been scored on them in blow outs [...]

  [/caption] What else could wake the slumbering sharks from their morphine induced winter coma then a Gary Sheffield sighting. Not even one game into their crucial 2009 season the World Series favorites New York Mets have already shook their delicate deck with the 1-year signing of the head case known as Sheff. [...]

  [/caption] I’m sorry. I’m sorry for Michael Phelps, Christian Bale and Alex Rodriguez. I’m sorry for idols, heroes, people who swim fast and actors with short tempers. But more than that I’m sorry for America and the pathetic people who inhabit it. In the past two weeks this [...]

[/caption] Well my little Snarker’s and Snarkette’s I know you haven’t heard from your pal Great White in a little while, but I figured it was time to get back in the saddle.  Like most of the Snarks out there in their 30’s, a lot of [...]

  [/caption] Ex-Florida Gator football coach Steve Spurrier returned to the Swamp yesterday with his Gamecocks from South Carolina and got a rude welcome from his former mates. The Gators ripped South Carolina a new one to the tune of 56-6 and if you can believe it the beating was [...]

  [/caption]    It’s not easy being Tennessee football coach Phil Fulmer. Sure, you’re successful, probably saved a lot of money and have a national title ring to your resume but after Wyoming came to Knoxville and jilted the Vols 13-7 to drop Tennessee to 3-7 on the year the [...]

  [/caption] 1968. 1969. 1994. If you’re a fan of Penn State then you know what those years mean. Three times in his endless career Joe Paterno has led the Lions to undefeated seasons and been left out of the national title game. And as Texas Tech snuck [...]

  [/caption] Remember when scoring 50 points meant you were Oklahoma running the wishbone and your opponent was a community college that could only suit up eight players because the rest were needed in the fields? Well after Saturday’s scoring explosion cracking 50 isn’t that big a deal anymore. [...]