Snark Sharks

[/caption] Talented yet frighteningly troubled addict / songstress Amy Winehouse has been left reeling following the surprise legal filing from her missing tooth for conservatorship of her estate.  The former occupant of Amy’s now hole riddled smile believes that if Amy is allowed to continue [...]

[/caption] So we at the Snark - have scored quite possibly our biggest scoop to date.  We scored an interview with the Ozzman himself and got to the bottom of Kelly Osborne’s recent facial trauma.  When I sat down with the Ozzmeister, I had originally asked for [...]

[/caption] So as you all know by now Andy Dick is bat shit crazy.  He is a crazy that scares straights and gays alike.  He is what I like to call the aggressively closeted heter-omo.  Hammer you may be able to provide a better insight into what he’s called [...]

  [/caption] First Madonna launches the “Sticky & Sweet” tour, also known as the “Creepy & Tired Lip-Synched Banging House of Music Loud Enough to Cover Up a Bad Performance” show and now poor Margaret Thatcher has finally succumbed to Ronald Regan disease, also known as dementia, [...]

  [/caption] Rather than just fix it’s lousy Vista software Microsoft has decided to dazzle television-staring morons with commercials to try to sell more of its lousy software. Microsoft will pay comedian Jerry Seinfeld $10 million to appear in ads with Bill Gates to push the [...]

  [/caption] Real estate tycoon and incorrigible asshole Donald Trump has agreed to buy the mortgage on the crumbling estate of former Tonight Show potted plant Ed McMahon (story). The 7,000 square foot mansion was once listed at $7 million but since McMahon had [...]

[/caption] Ok so by now you know that your favorite bare chested, Lance Armstrong man crushing, plays the same character in every single role he’s ever been cast, wackaddo Mathew McConacrazy is the proud papa of a bouncing baby boy. Read the rest of this entry »

[/caption] Forget about whether Clay Aiken is gay or not, the latest news out of the Carolina sticks is that Sir Wonder Bread may in fact be in possession of a real life male appendage. Ever since the waif captured the imagination of middle-aged women everywhere with [...]

Ok guys - we figure that it’s our duty (no not doody) to keep you all atitty I mean abreast of what’s going on in the seven seas of which our shark breatheren are spread - Snark and non-snark varieties. Ok first of all - we need to put an APB out on our buddy Marbled [...]

[/caption] All I can say Snarker’s is Great Gunga Munga!  While preparing to address congress on the issue of childhood obesity, coyly hinted that maybe he’d like to be up on capital hill too. (article here)  In a land of bad politicians could there be [...]