Snark Sharks

  [/caption] I’m sorry. I’m sorry for Michael Phelps, Christian Bale and Alex Rodriguez. I’m sorry for idols, heroes, people who swim fast and actors with short tempers. But more than that I’m sorry for America and the pathetic people who inhabit it. In the past two weeks this [...]

[/caption] Well my little Snarker’s and Snarkette’s I know you haven’t heard from your pal Great White in a little while, but I figured it was time to get back in the saddle.  Like most of the Snarks out there in their 30’s, a lot of [...]

[/caption] Playboy Enterprises home of the Crypt Keeper has added to the job woes of the imploding and unstable US job market. (Article Here).  Chief Financial Bunny Linda Havard advised that one of the largest purveyors of tit’s and ass would “continue cost cutting” [...]

  [/caption] One time pop star and now genuine alien freak Michael Jackson has finally given up the deed to his little shop of horrors also known as the Neverland Ranch just northwest of Santa Barbara in California (story). The infamous property that was designed to be a child’s [...]

[/caption] Editor’s Note - Ok Kids me and Hammer have been busy with our annual Atlantic Ocean migration - so today we are going to bring you something from our Best Of that you might have missed - Great White So by [...]

[/caption] It turns out that full time douche bag and part time “comedian/actor” Dane Cook also happens to be a horrible neighbor.  A few months back his landlord successfully evicted Cook, after a litany of complaints from other tenets and neighbors that he refused to clean up after [...]

[/caption] Celebrity crime writer Dominick Dunne was rushed from the courtroom of OJ Simpson’s armed robbery and kidnapping trial in Las Vegas yesterday.  While covering the brewing story of Simpson’s trial, the 82 year old writer / journalist was cornered by Simpson who stabbed Dunne.  Dunne was in attendance covering the [...]

[/caption] Las Vegas bookmaker Sam “Ace” Rothstein has finally set down the odds for Miley Cyrus and her impending spiral into drugs, drinking and single motherhood.  Most odds books had decided to pull Cyrus off any odds making charts since most books took an incredible soaking on Jamie Lynn Spears [...]

[/caption] As interest in the shitacular nightmare that is American Idol continues to wane, the producers are grasping at straws to continue keep their cash cow healthy.  First they brought in one of the judges from the Idol rip off “The One: Making a Music Star”, which [...]

[/caption] Mickey Rourke, the boxer/actor/thug has been a source of inspiration, frustration and degradation since seducing sadomasochists with his rough sex appeal in the cult hit 9 1/2 Weeks. But after bringing soft-core porn to mass audiences in Wild Orchid the New York born and Liberty City raised thespian duck and [...]