Snark Sharks

[/caption] Well my little Snarker’s and Snarkette’s I know you haven’t heard from your pal Great White in a little while, but I figured it was time to get back in the saddle.  Like most of the Snarks out there in their 30’s, a lot of [...]

In lieu of his recent DUI arrest in Phoenix in which he allegedly claimed to be on the prowl for oral sex former NBA star Charles Barkley will forgo a planned trip to Norway since the Scandinavian country has now passed ridiculous new prostitution laws (hypocrisy here) that would make Barkley a criminal. Norway allows [...]

  [/caption] One time pop star and now genuine alien freak Michael Jackson has finally given up the deed to his little shop of horrors also known as the Neverland Ranch just northwest of Santa Barbara in California (story). The infamous property that was designed to be a child’s [...]

  [/caption] As far as Adam “Pacman” Jones knows he’s going on vacation. After the NFL suspended the ridiculously criminal Dallas Cowboy defensive back for the next four games (story) Jones responded with a wide grin and announced he was hitting “da clubs” to celebrate his leave time. “I [...]

  [/caption] Desperate for big men or just in search of a good laugh Italian basketball club Premiata Montegranano has taken responsibility for supervising the overweight alcoholic formerly known as Shawn Kemp (story). Once a fearsome power forward nicknamed the “man-child” the 6’10” Kemp quickly deteriorated in drink and [...]

[/caption] So anyone that has seen the movie ‘Waiting..’, knows that you are taking your life into your own hands when you order food in a restaurant.  Well, definitely keep that in mind if you ever find yourself hunkering for some tasty treats from the ‘Home [...]

[/caption] From the Samurai sword to the Ginsu knife Asian culture has had a storied history with sharp objects and lately they have combined their passion for shiny steel blades with a sudden loss in stereotypical composure to [...]

[/caption] It was a banner week for the NYPD. Gotham’s finest discovered two new threats and took hands on physical action to let these swine know that America’s top pigs are on to them. Who knew that the forces of destruction were now recruiting bicyclists and homeless folk to [...]

[/caption] All I have to say about this is - wow.  Now you smokers in California and New York think you’ve got it hard taking your cancer stick fix out on to the streets.  Well check out this article (here) out of the UK.  This poor [...]

[/caption] Here’s a quick follow up from last week’s post about the real life Hamburglar being a finalist in the contest to write a new version of the old school “Two all beef patties….” jingle.  Unfortunately our real life GTB (Grand Theft Burger) boy lost out to some [...]