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  [/caption] This afternoon Republican Senator John McCain awoke from his third nap of the day and was informed that Dick Cheney had selected Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin to be his running mate in the 2008 presidential election (gimmick). Palin, a relative unknown Republican, was a surprise choice [...]

[/caption] So we all know that the Democrats are up high in the mountains of Colorado getting buzzed off of lack of oxygen, drinking Coors and putting the wraps on their big dog and pony show to announce that B.O. is the nominee for the donkey ticket.  What you [...]

  [/caption]  In a Snark exclusive it’s been learned that New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will stun television viewers and convention attendees in Denver tonight by 1) wearing a bland pant suit and 2) demanding the Democratic nomination for president. A Snark inside source has learned that the bitter [...]

  [/caption] First Madonna launches the “Sticky & Sweet” tour, also known as the “Creepy & Tired Lip-Synched Banging House of Music Loud Enough to Cover Up a Bad Performance” show and now poor Margaret Thatcher has finally succumbed to Ronald Regan disease, also known as dementia, [...]

  [/caption] US Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama named Senator Joseph Biden as his running mate for the 2008 election (story). Pundits speculate that Obama’s choice is rooted in the fact that Biden, a Senator from Delaware since 1972, has strong ties to blue collar voters, expertise on foreign policy, [...]

  [/caption] Having just signed a controversial and strategically useless defense shield deal with the United States (bad idea) oft-attacked Poland has all but guaranteed it will be invaded yet again. The only question that remains is which war-mongering neighbor will trash their yard this time. Russia has indicated [...]

[/caption] Ok ok.  So you already know that Kanye says that the Presidumb doesn’t care about black people.  But did you know that he also hates Albatross, Bears, Condors, Eagles and the rest of the critters on the endangered species list.  Now again - the [...]

  [/caption] The United States government announced that by the year 2042 white people would no longer make up the majority of Americans (story). This projection is now eight years ahead of a previous calculation. However, common sense and eyesight have revealed that whitey was surpassed officially in [...]

  [/caption] Palestinian leader Mahmoud Abbas today backed off a statement he made last night during a drug induced delirium in which he proposed the Jewish state of Israel be moved to Florida. The stunning comment was made when the embattled leader was in his own words [...]

[/caption] Ok, around here at the Snark we don’t get to deep into the political machine, especially with a world class zoomtard like George W. Bush in office, but sometimes you just have to let fly.  Now we don’t have to detail here ad nauseum all the way’s that [...]