Snark Sharks

  [/caption] I’m sorry. I’m sorry for Michael Phelps, Christian Bale and Alex Rodriguez. I’m sorry for idols, heroes, people who swim fast and actors with short tempers. But more than that I’m sorry for America and the pathetic people who inhabit it. In the past two weeks this [...]

Still shell shocked from seven days of bombings Palestinians living in scenic Gaza now face a new threat in the form of heavily armed Israeli “civilians” walking their dogs in the war zone. The image at left is Jewish settler Eli Gold and his German Shepherd Blitzkrieg taking an evening stroll near Gaza City. Gold [...]

[/caption] Professional ear rapist Fran Drescher has decided to throw her widow peaked hat into the political ring for Hillary Clinton’s now vacant Senate seat. (Article Here)  Apparently the fact that President Elect Obama’s senate seat was put up for sale to the highest bidder by Illinois Governor [...]

  [/caption] Earlier this week President-elect Barack Obama and his wife Michelle were invited on a tour of the White House by the unelected president-figure known as George Bush. While a cordial and polite tour was shown to reporters and staff in the afternoon an earlier meeting actually took place [...]

  [/caption] The Snark has just returned from an exclusive 2-week stay with real Somali pirates and files the following postcard… Amid hunger and confusion, weapons and water, strange languages and poor nautical steering we landed aboard the Ukrainian ship MV Faina to little or no fanfare. A brute of [...]

  [/caption] Baffled and peeved that his tired tricks of fear and panic did not sway Congress into impulsively passing through his Wall Street bail out finance legislation acting president-figure George Bush decided this evening to declare war on money, in general. “This is something we need [...]

[/caption] Our once mighty and proud country is descending rapidly into bankrupt institutions, corrupt leaders and shoddy morals. As Wall Street crashes, banks default and our military fights a fictitious enemy across the world the time has come for this once free nation to elect the only [...]

[/caption] Here at the Snark we are always looking for ways for the world to be a better place so we are calling for an end to racism. Racism is so last century. It’s time for Continental-Regional-Socioeconomic-ism. Here to fore known as Corsoism (pronounced as core – so – [...]

  [/caption] Having missed an important military parade marking the 60th anniversary of the failed communist state known as North Korea many intelligence analysts are confirming what every North Korean malnourished citizen already knows, Kim-Jong-il is sick (story). The villain cliche with movie star shades, khaki jumpsuit [...]

In a move that smacks of neo-communism the United States government announced it was seizing control of troubled mortgage lenders Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae to stem the bleeding each has caused to mortgage and credit rates (thanks…?). The US government will commit $200 billion it doesn’t have to the moron lenders who have been [...]