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85 Things The Next Generation Will Never Understand

Great White Snark | January 21, 2009

Damn You Rubik, and your cursed cube!

[/caption] Well my little Snarker’s and Snarkette’s I know you haven’t heard from your pal Great White in a little while, but I figured it was time to get back in the saddle.  Like most of the Snarks out there in their 30’s, a lot of [...]
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Alf, Bill Cosby, Bo Jackson, Eddie Murphy, Encyclopedia Britannica, Evel Knievel, Fred Rogers, Halley's Comet, Hands Across America, Howard The Duck, Jaws, JR Ewing, Max Headroom, Mike Tyson, OJ Simpson, Rubik's Cube, The 80's, The Incredible Hulk, Underoo's, We Are The World, Where's the beef
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15 Years of 36 Chambers

Hammerhead Snark | November 9, 2008
Today marks the 15th anniversary of the Wu-Tang Clan’s debut album Enter the 36 Chambers, a seminal moment in Hip-Hop and music. 1993 wasn’t a bleak period for Hip Hop. Talented MC’s like Dr. Dre, Nas, Tupac Shakur and the Notorious B.I.G. were dropping critically acclaimed and commercially successful albums and rap itself was becoming a [...]
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Enter the 36 Chambers, Ghostface Killah, GZA, Hip Hop, Method Man, Old Dirty Bastard, RZA, Wu Tang Clan
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Mythical Album & Bigfoot In The Same Year?

Great White Snark | October 2, 2008

Please Buy My Album. Do these corn rows make me look relevant?

[/caption] Editor’s Note - Ok Kids me and Hammer have been busy with our annual Atlantic Ocean migration - so today we are going to bring you something from our Best Of that you might have missed - Great White So by [...]
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Axl Rose, Bigfoot, Chinese Democracy, GNR, Guns 'N Roses, Walmart
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Seacrest Out…….. Of The Closet.

Great White Snark | September 11, 2008

Have you seen my bone dawg?

[/caption] As interest in the shitacular nightmare that is American Idol continues to wane, the producers are grasping at straws to continue keep their cash cow healthy.  First they brought in one of the judges from the Idol rip off “The One: Making a Music Star”, which [...]
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Americal Idol, Celebrity Humor, celebrity snarks, Humor, Randy Jackson, Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Snarky humor
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Bad Album Covers - The Sequel

Great White Snark | September 4, 2008
Ok kids, since our album covers post got a lot of positive feed back, your pal Great White has gone back to the drawing boards and dug up some new and exciting craptacular covers for your enjoyment.  Quite like Hollywood I’m not above churning out more of the same just to keep you entertained!  So [...]
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What The Bloody Hell Is Up With The Madge’s?

Hammerhead Snark | August 25, 2008
 

Ronnie, it's splendid. Who will it kill?

[/caption] First Madonna launches the “Sticky & Sweet” tour, also known as the “Creepy & Tired Lip-Synched Banging House of Music Loud Enough to Cover Up a Bad Performance” show and now poor Margaret Thatcher has finally succumbed to Ronald Regan disease, also known as dementia, [...]
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