Snark Sharks

  [/caption] The Snark has just returned from an exclusive 2-week stay with real Somali pirates and files the following postcard… Amid hunger and confusion, weapons and water, strange languages and poor nautical steering we landed aboard the Ukrainian ship MV Faina to little or no fanfare. A brute of [...]

  [/caption] Today the Miami Dolphins bucked convention and nixed tradition when they simultaneously named Ronnie Brown the new starting quarterback in a wishbone style offense and also rejected a referendum to have the team name and logo changed to the Miami Blow with a controversial mascot fueling the debate. [...]

    [/caption] Allianz, a large insurance and financial services provider headquartered in Munich, Germany today announced it would no longer pursue naming rights for the new Giants/Jets stadium in New Jersey (story). The international insurance provider once insured the death camps run by Adolph Hitler’s SS during World War II. [...]

  [/caption] Having missed an important military parade marking the 60th anniversary of the failed communist state known as North Korea many intelligence analysts are confirming what every North Korean malnourished citizen already knows, Kim-Jong-il is sick (story). The villain cliche with movie star shades, khaki jumpsuit [...]

  [/caption] Being the Snark’s resident homosexual (not gay mind you, that’s a culture and one Double H doesn’t mesh with) it’s time to launch my weekly feature known as Queer Eye on the Sports Guys. In this column I’ll will combine my skewered take on sports with a unique [...]

[/caption] Having tried so hard for the past seven months to forget their crushing loss to the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLII New England Patriot owner Robert Kraft bitch-slapped his entire team back to reality by handing out the backhanded compliment “18-1” rings to the team in a private [...]

  [/caption] With September bearing down on us it’s time to put an end to one of football’s greatest fashion faux pas’… the faggy whites. The evolution of gladiators deserves better than the Navy’s dress clothes. Colonel Jessup set the record [...]

So in the secret underground bunker that is Snark Shark HQ - we decided that we wanted to see a few more competitive events a little more in tune with the city.  With an homage to I’m Gonna Git You Sucka’s - Ghetto Olympics. We present you with the People’s Republic of Olympics - Beijing!  This [...]

[/caption] Can someone please tell me what in the hell happened to ESPN? Are the execs sitting up in the offices in Bristol asking themselves what can they do to ruin one of the last true bastions of male programming? So to find out what was going on [...]

[/caption] With equal parts joy and rage I came upon the pre-season polls for college football including the Sports Illustrated Top 20 (dumb) and the ESPN Power Rankings (dumber). At the same time it signifies the best in sports and the worst. First [...]