Snark Sharks

  [/caption] I’m sorry. I’m sorry for Michael Phelps, Christian Bale and Alex Rodriguez. I’m sorry for idols, heroes, people who swim fast and actors with short tempers. But more than that I’m sorry for America and the pathetic people who inhabit it. In the past two weeks this [...]

[/caption] Well my little Snarker’s and Snarkette’s I know you haven’t heard from your pal Great White in a little while, but I figured it was time to get back in the saddle.  Like most of the Snarks out there in their 30’s, a lot of [...]

  [/caption] Acclaimed director Ridley Scott recently released Body of Lies, another tense action/drama film that finds Scott doing what he does best; putting a riddled main character in a suspect system where they have to decide what really matters to them. Scott has mastered the technique of sending [...]

[/caption] If you have enjoyed such classic muppet laden fare as Sesame Street, The Muppets, The Dark Crystal and The Labyrinth then you know that Jim Henson was a master at turning the dark and twisted into child friendly entertainment.  Jim Henson the former University of Maryland graduate [...]

[/caption] Mickey Rourke, the boxer/actor/thug has been a source of inspiration, frustration and degradation since seducing sadomasochists with his rough sex appeal in the cult hit 9 1/2 Weeks. But after bringing soft-core porn to mass audiences in Wild Orchid the New York born and Liberty City raised thespian duck and [...]

  [/caption] Forgive me Chad but I’m about to blow your mind. As you jet on down to the apathetic world of South Florida to resurrect your football career with the Division 1-AA Miami Dolphins consider the possibility that you actually died in 2004 when you tore your right [...]

Three, four better lock your door……… [/caption] Ok Snarks - I’m clearing another item off my “action item” list of the day  - one Fred “Freddy” Krueger.  The good folks at New Line Cinemas are upholding the recent Hollywood tradition of not filming a single script that hasn’t [...]

Ok so Donkey Punch is supposedly one of the big refreshing hits of the Sundance Film Festival.  It was shot in 24 days, and cost the British filmmakers less that a million pounds to make it.  Apparently it’s kind of a Kids style film for the Ibiza set. You have to love the user comment on [...]