Snark Sharks

  [/caption] After an April horror show many are kindly calling ‘interesting’, the New York Mets have announced lowered expectations for comical left fielder Daniel Murphy. “Right now, in light of all that we’ve seen we’re just hoping Murph can stand up.” A Mets spokesman said under condition of anonymity. [...]

After a 10-10 start that has elicited responses of yawn to “you suck” the New York Yankees front office is proposing a scheme with Major League Baseball to participate in a controversial ‘run buy-back’ program that would allow the Bombers the chance to buy back runs that have been scored on them in blow outs [...]

  [/caption] What else could wake the slumbering sharks from their morphine induced winter coma then a Gary Sheffield sighting. Not even one game into their crucial 2009 season the World Series favorites New York Mets have already shook their delicate deck with the 1-year signing of the head case known as Sheff. [...]