Barkley Cancels Trip To Norway
Hammerhead Snark | January 4, 2009
In lieu of his recent DUI arrest in Phoenix in which he allegedly claimed to be on the prowl for oral sex former NBA star Charles Barkley will forgo a planned trip to Norway since the Scandinavian country has now passed ridiculous new prostitution laws (hypocrisy here) that would make Barkley a criminal. Norway allows the selling of sex but not the buying which is a Catch-22 on every legal level. Barkley, known for excessive drinking, gambling debts, throwing people through windows and threatening to run for Governor of Alabama never got his blow job but rumor is his wife is considering giving Sir Charles a freebie should the overweight loud mouth sober up in time for his court arraignment. Officials in Norway were relieved to know that the first visit by a person of color to their white world will be postponed indefinitely.
