The Floor Recognizes The Flashy Girl From Flushing
Great White Snark | December 11, 2008
Fran Fine Goes To Washington
Professional ear rapist Fran Drescher has decided to throw her widow peaked hat into the political ring for Hillary Clinton’s now vacant Senate seat. (Article Here) Apparently the fact that President Elect Obama’s senate seat was put up for sale to the highest bidder by Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was not a large enough slap in the face to American politics. So now an actress with the sperm curdling voice and mass suicide inducing laugh is ready to jump into the mix to become our next corrupt and ineffectual politician.
I know that in the United States that we have a star worshipping culture that falsely attributes celebrity with trustworthiness, but I think the beginning of Ms. Drescher’s Wikipedia page really says it all. “She is famous for her nasal voice, machine gun like laugh, widow’s peak hairline, and exaggerated Queens accent.” You know I hear that is the exact same thing they said about Sandra Day O’Connor.
Admittedly Drescher has got to be the longest of long shots with names like Caroline Kennedy and Andrew Cuomo being bandied about for the empty seat, but what does it say that someone who’s resume includes pretending to be a nanny, and pretending to be a beautician believes they are qualified for the post? The saddest thing is that after the surprising outcry of support for inexperienced and quite possibly illiterate moose chili culinarian Sarah Palin - the warped and damaged minds behind the political machine are saying to themselves “Hey people loved that Palin chick we need another hot broad in that seat”.
In the opinion of your good friend Great White, Sarah Palin set women in politics back at least a decade, but putting someone as inexperienced with jurisprudence as Drescher in a seat could be the death knell for many rightfully deserved women politicians. Oh no - we can’t put her in…. let’s find us another pretty one - we can distract her with a $150,000 shopping spree like we did with that Eskimo broad.
Where does the insanity end? Tie in with current shows lead actors, or maybe even just their characters? Gregory House for Senate!
as much as it hurts to admit it. Great
as much as it hurts to admit it. Great White is right… what’s next the Terminator as Governor?