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  [/caption] Remember when scoring 50 points meant you were Oklahoma running the wishbone and your opponent was a community college that could only suit up eight players because the rest were needed in the fields? Well after Saturday’s scoring explosion cracking 50 isn’t that big a deal anymore. [...]

  [/caption] With the NBA season set to tip off this week New York Knick fans were teased by the report that former head coach, and possibly the worst human being ever, Isiah Thomas tried to kill himself by over-dosing on sleeping pills (story). In June of 2006 Thomas took [...]

  [/caption] Depending on who you ask the Big 12 has either the most prolific offenses in the country or defenses that belong in the Whack-10. Colt McCoy has led Texas to 101 points in their last two wins against Oklahoma and Missouri and other unbeaten Big 12’ers Texas [...]

[/caption] Nebraska officials have reported that a second out of state teenager has been abandoned due to their recently enacted safe-haven law.  (Article Here)  The fun loving folks in the cornhusker state decided to add a sassy and saucy little twist to their safe-haven law - anyone, not just a parent [...]

  [/caption] As far as Adam “Pacman” Jones knows he’s going on vacation. After the NFL suspended the ridiculously criminal Dallas Cowboy defensive back for the next four games (story) Jones responded with a wide grin and announced he was hitting “da clubs” to celebrate his leave time. “I [...]

  [/caption] Early October can only mean one thing, the Texas state fair and an accompanying football game known as the Red River Whatever. The Sooners and Longhorns will square off in a contest that since 2000 has been won by an average margin of 24-points in eight [...]

  [/caption] The Snark has just returned from an exclusive 2-week stay with real Somali pirates and files the following postcard… Amid hunger and confusion, weapons and water, strange languages and poor nautical steering we landed aboard the Ukrainian ship MV Faina to little or no fanfare. A brute of [...]

  [/caption] After last week’s stunning upsets college football returned to normalcy this weekend as Oklahoma, Missouri and USC went back to work manhandling lesser foes. However, upstart Vanderbilt, the over-privileged rich kids of the south, knocked off perennial SEC power Auburn to beg the question… what the fuck is [...]

  [/caption] Four weeks is plenty of time for contestants to start prancing into place for the Snark Shark Diva-Ceiver poll. With a presidential election in one month, the Dallas reunion in two months and a chance for the biggest divas in football to kiss in Big D tomorrow [...]

  [/caption] Beating the BCS to the punch and trimming every other poll around the Snark presents Eight is Enough, our guide to the only teams that matter in college football. We want to lend our voice to the call for a college football playoff system and we propose a [...]