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[/caption] The man recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records & Beer as the Oldest Living Male recently celebrated his 113th birthday in his hometown of Miyakonojo, Japan.  Born September 18, 1895 Tomoji Tanabe or Zombie as his friends know him, was born the same year as such [...]

[/caption] Our once mighty and proud country is descending rapidly into bankrupt institutions, corrupt leaders and shoddy morals. As Wall Street crashes, banks default and our military fights a fictitious enemy across the world the time has come for this once free nation to elect the only [...]

[/caption] Here at the Snark we are always looking for ways for the world to be a better place so we are calling for an end to racism. Racism is so last century. It’s time for Continental-Regional-Socioeconomic-ism. Here to fore known as Corsoism (pronounced as core – so – [...]

[/caption] Earlier this week high school’s around the country were rocked by the tale of an ingenious nerd with a dream and a collar.  Poindexter Nerdingberg of Flushing, Queens is a certifiable nerd with zero game, and even less social standing.  At best odds were on him scoring [...]

  [/caption] Al Davis, the weird little owner of the Oakland Raiders, isn’t sure if he fired head coach Lane Kiffin or not (story). Davis has a reputation for being a feisty little cracker but now nearing his 80th birthday he has become forgetful, prone to bad [...]

  [/caption] Today the NCAA came down hard on Ohio State by prohibiting the Buckeyes from playing in any meaningful games until they can show clear evidence that they are able to compete. Following last night’s debacle against USC, a 35-3 loss (recap) and the last two BCS [...]

[/caption] If you have enjoyed such classic muppet laden fare as Sesame Street, The Muppets, The Dark Crystal and The Labyrinth then you know that Jim Henson was a master at turning the dark and twisted into child friendly entertainment.  Jim Henson the former University of Maryland graduate [...]

    [/caption] Allianz, a large insurance and financial services provider headquartered in Munich, Germany today announced it would no longer pursue naming rights for the new Giants/Jets stadium in New Jersey (story). The international insurance provider once insured the death camps run by Adolph Hitler’s SS during World War II. [...]

[/caption] You know sometimes snarkers, I come across things that just blow my fucking mind.  Today that thing is a game that Stephen Colbert called “a cross between horseshoes and sodomy”.  Cornhole.  Now I didn’t make this game up, it’s not the version of the game that Hammer plays at home [...]

[/caption] As interest in the shitacular nightmare that is American Idol continues to wane, the producers are grasping at straws to continue keep their cash cow healthy.  First they brought in one of the judges from the Idol rip off “The One: Making a Music Star”, which [...]