Snark Sharks

Ok kids, since our album covers post got a lot of positive feed back, your pal Great White has gone back to the drawing boards and dug up some new and exciting craptacular covers for your enjoyment.  Quite like Hollywood I’m not above churning out more of the same just to keep you entertained!  So here it goes!

Who knew that there was so much demand for Stuffparty 1 that the gay white German O’Jays needed to churn out Stuffparty 2?  I don’t want to know what a “stuffparty” is.  I think it ends with an enlarged prostate and rectal bleeding

When I asked for a table dance this isn’t exactly what I meant toots.

You would be surprised how many albums covers I found with idiots and their dummy.  Freaky chick in a wedding dress?  Check.  Evel Knievel dummy?  Check.  Weird jungle location?  Check.  Fruitcake that talks to trees?  Check.

Wow.  Zip Zap Crap.  It’s the love child of Lionel Richie and Michael Jackson.

Boned - Exactly what everyone who bought this album felt.  You know that they wanted to call this Boned - Up the Crack and that the record people made them put the at in there right?

The 80’s recipe for success?  Mix one part weird name spelled with the letter Y replacing the letter I.  Add lightning bolt letters to the name.  Fold in 4 douche bags with bad perm.  Sprinkle with leather to taste.

Was gay just not as obvious back in the day?  It’s like circuit party to go Vol. 1 - who’s got the meth?  Love that the guy in the middle is taking in a nice full look at that dude’s junk.

To quote Clerks 2 - Interspecies erotica fucko!  Good god.  Can you image the poor bastard that had to go through the couple hundred shots from the photo shoot to pick out this winner?  It’s enough to make you wish for blindness.

Buddy, put down that gospel axe, and step away from that gospel axe.  WTF is a gospel axe?  Is Satan a tree?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Because they can what?  Wallow in obscurity while headlining state fair after state fair?  Well at least you knew this was a dog of an album before you plunked down your money on it.

Do I really even need to say anthing about Millie Jackson’s - Back to the shit?  I mean clearly she is about to give birth to one impressive bowl bisquit.  Is she planning on wiping her ass with her shoe?

Dude I hope that “Something Special” doesn’t involve some sort of attachment on your arm there Captain Hook.  I’m guessing it was a little harder to pull groupie tail when you’ve got a Munson hand.

It’s like the dude that drew dicks on everything in Super Bad moved on to tits.  Deathkorps follow up albums Clay Cock, Platninum Vag and Paper Mache Cornhole never quite matched the popularity of Metal Tit.

Personally I prefer no pulp fresh squeezed lesbian myself, but hey.

Music for junkies, by junkies.  Unfortunately for this ground breaking band by the time they released their 3rd album the original 9 addicts had O.D.’ed

The original title of this album was God Isn’t Dead, He’s In My Decorative Bottle Collection.

This is what you get when Bolivian drug lords take a stage name and release an album

What’s better than a ventriloquist with a dummy?  An X rated ventriloquist with two racist dummies!  Is it me or does it look like the black dummy is about to bust a nut?

Hey kid how about you ask for something you don’t already have?  Maybe for Kwanzaa you ask for your eyes to be uncrossed.

I beg to differ.  Pretty sure you wouldn’t be on our site if you didn’t.

The one thing Paul learned in his time with the Beatles?  Nothing sells albums like jazz hands.

Xiu Xiu definitely has a unique vision for selling albums.  If by unique you mean a pedophile with a penchant for Asian boys.

If I’m looking at this correct Jesus coming back, and he’s one pissed off zombie.

Elephant Man sings Olivia Newton John?  I don’t care what decade it was Elephant Man the bozo fro was a bad idea.

Entering Nutbush?  Looks like Tina is wiping her nutbush all over that car.

Matt Baker has got it bad.  It?  A raging case of crabs.

Bert’s Lucky Country.  Home to Napoleon Dynamite’s dad, dicks in ascots, and barnyard animals.  I think it’s time for UN sanctions against Bert’s Lucky Country

I’m pretty sure that D was Furious due to the fact that he was playing in the Blue Ball Room.  But I mean a blue pants suit and Roy Orbison glasses kind of set you up for blue balls D.

Holy shit.  I really thought Kenny Loggins was lame.  But butterflies and unicorns lame?  No.  Did a 12 year old girl win a “Design Kenny Loggins Next Album Cover” contest?

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