Snark Sharks

[/caption] Following Sunday’s loss to the Florida Marlins that eliminated the New York Mets from the postseason Shea Stadium began its deconstruction and going with it are some timeless memories. Shea was no charming living room, it was Flushing Queens in all it’s ugly concrete glory, [...]

[/caption] Upset with the lack of league wide respect for rules, teammates and officiating Roger Goddell is mad as hell, and he’s not going to take it anymore.  Goddell feels that it’s his personal duty to clean up the NFL and keep the largest cash cow in all [...]

  [/caption] After a shocking 31-30 loss to Mississippi at the Swamp Florida Gator quarterback Tim Tebow apologized profusely for his performance and then brandished a real steel Roman spear and tried to fall on it. The Heisman Trophy winner who led Florida to a National title as [...]

  [/caption] Baffled and peeved that his tired tricks of fear and panic did not sway Congress into impulsively passing through his Wall Street bail out finance legislation acting president-figure George Bush decided this evening to declare war on money, in general. “This is something we need [...]

[/caption] It turns out that full time douche bag and part time “comedian/actor” Dane Cook also happens to be a horrible neighbor.  A few months back his landlord successfully evicted Cook, after a litany of complaints from other tenets and neighbors that he refused to clean up after [...]

  [/caption] Matt Millen proudly walked away from the Detroit Lions Presidency today feeling his work with the Lions was done (story). Millen took over the Lions in 2001 and compounded their franchise misery by winning  31 games while losing 84, introducing Joey Harrington to the conditions of unrealistic expectations [...]

[/caption] Celebrity crime writer Dominick Dunne was rushed from the courtroom of OJ Simpson’s armed robbery and kidnapping trial in Las Vegas yesterday.  While covering the brewing story of Simpson’s trial, the 82 year old writer / journalist was cornered by Simpson who stabbed Dunne.  Dunne was in attendance covering the [...]

  [/caption] Today the Miami Dolphins bucked convention and nixed tradition when they simultaneously named Ronnie Brown the new starting quarterback in a wishbone style offense and also rejected a referendum to have the team name and logo changed to the Miami Blow with a controversial mascot fueling the debate. [...]

[/caption] Las Vegas bookmaker Sam “Ace” Rothstein has finally set down the odds for Miley Cyrus and her impending spiral into drugs, drinking and single motherhood.  Most odds books had decided to pull Cyrus off any odds making charts since most books took an incredible soaking on Jamie Lynn Spears [...]

[/caption] Star First Baseman of the Milwaukee Brewers Major League Baseball franchise has recently gone on record admitting that he is not only big and fat, but he is a big fat liar. Prince Semen Fielder the portly position player portrayed himself to be a vegan to his family, friends, and [...]