Snark Sharks

Slap That Ass Beavis

Ok, around here at the Snark we don’t get to deep into the political machine, especially with a world class zoomtard like George W. Bush in office, but sometimes you just have to let fly.  Now we don’t have to detail here ad nauseum all the way’s that Jackhole George has embarrassed Americans as a people over the past eight very long years.  A quick visit to Google will provide you with his dancing, chest bumping, inappropriate names and inappropriate touching of foreign dignitaries….. and the list goes on and on.

Well the Fratboy in Chief is up to more of his hijinx in China as a guest of the Olympics and even worse as a representative of our country.  Can’t we come up with a reason for house arrest for him?  Don’t leave the country – just keep your ass in the White House until your reign of terror is over and the American people can breathe a bit of relief?  So let’s get to Beijing.

So if you check out the video (here) you can see the Presidumb mugging for the camera with his ever present grin of an idiot with the IQ of a potato(e?).  Seriously shouldn’t he be protesting Tropic Thunder somewhere?  So he gets a chance to fraternize with a couple of female volleyball players.  You know this goes wrong in every way right?  I mean you can feel it in your bones.  It’s like that feeling two seconds before a car crash.  Nooooooooo!

So he’s there mugging for the photo ops; our own dancing monkey, dancing for peanuts.  When Misty May – offers up her rear end for the customary ass slap volleyball players give each other after a nice play.  I wanted to look away but just couldn’t, you just knew that he was going to slap her on the ass.  First off all Misty, what in the hell were you thinking woman?  I mean yes you’re stuck with a stripper name but come on!  So instead of taking the Presidential high road out of the situation – G-Dub decides to meet her in the middle (no not that middle) and instead backhands her on her tramp stamp.

Now you know that this wouldn’t have even happened to a President that acted in accordance to the seriousness of his position.  However since he has always treated being leader of our country like his own personal keg party – well things like this happen.  As a personal favor to the snarks can the secret service please keep him away from any of the gymnastics programs?  I can’t imagine the horrors he will let forth upon us with a bunch of half dressed adolescents.

George go hide yourself away the rest of this ill conceived tour you’ve got yourself mixed up in Beijing.  I know you are there in to - “I’m coming as the president of a friend, and I’m coming as a sportsman.” as you so succinctly put it   Ah, President of a friend and a sportsman.  Hey I’ve got an idea why don’t you book a nice hunting trip with Darth Chaney.

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