Snark Sharks

Honey You Like Cigars?

So we all know that the Democrats are up high in the mountains of Colorado getting buzzed off of lack of oxygen, drinking Coors and putting the wraps on their big dog and pony show to announce that B.O. is the nominee for the donkey ticket.  What you didn’t know is that while in town the for the convention the Dems are also looking to pull a little tail.  Seems that Denver is turning into more of a slap and tickle fest than the Olympic Village.

According to CNET (Article Here) sex ads on Craigslist have shot through the roof for the convention’s time in the Mile High city.  We all know that Michael Phelps saw more pussy at the Olympics than the SPCA (Article Here), but who knew that Howard Dean was the new Phelps?  Craigslist Denver has experienced a 70-80% spike in ads on the site for “casual encounters” and the sex trade areas on their site.  No word yet on weather if there was also a spike in donkey punch requests.

The best that CNET found from digging around on the CL was - “Looking to service a young Democrat.”  With a quick search under casual encounters with DNC as my search term here are some of the good nuggets I found:

End the DNC with a bang…. pun intended! - yeah tard like no one got it… I’m guessing your not going to get it either.  No wonder the Republicans keep winning.

Your progressive DNC pounding - This “sexy republican male with traditional manners seeks sexy progressive woman”.  Um, since when did traditional manners include offering up “poundings” to the ladies.  I seriously hope he is crying in the shower right now.

Fuck A Republican - Gotta love that.  They’ve been fucking us for 8 years so I hope some strong back DNC’ers are riding a train tonight on that one.

DNC week SUCKS do you? - I’m pretty sure that you do commander ass clown.  Ladies please tell me that this type of dicktardary does not work on you, or I need to go stick my head in my oven.

DNC oral specialist - Great just what a town full of “blow hards” needs another “oral specialist”.  You sure are a cunning linguist.

Crossing Party Lines For Peace - You know given the rest of the craptacular come ones you might as well have say cross party lines for a piece …. of ass.

Black - DNC - Dick No Charge - ok well props to the brother he’s got the wittiest one I’ve found so far.  But that’s like being 4′10, you’re tall for a midget but you’re still a midget.

Does the DNC make you hot - I mean if Two Chicks and a Cup has as erotic audience then why not the DNC.

DNC Gangbang TS Slut - You know, to each his or her own I say… but still ick.

So Demo-Snarks just be safe out them make sure you triple wrap the cod piece when you rail or get railed by your flavor of choice.  And tune in next time for all the half assed news that we have to try and make funny on the slowest news day EVER.