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  [/caption] For your Labor Day amusement enjoy these memorable moments in sports that remind everyone gay happens. As you all grill, drink, fight and struggle to explain to the police how your best friend got a Jart lodged in his ear browse these photos depicting men [...]

  [/caption] This afternoon Republican Senator John McCain awoke from his third nap of the day and was informed that Dick Cheney had selected Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin to be his running mate in the 2008 presidential election (gimmick). Palin, a relative unknown Republican, was a surprise choice [...]

[/caption] So we all know that the Democrats are up high in the mountains of Colorado getting buzzed off of lack of oxygen, drinking Coors and putting the wraps on their big dog and pony show to announce that B.O. is the nominee for the donkey ticket.  What you [...]

[/caption] You know here at the Snark our golf interest is limited to Tiger Woods on the Xbox 360, and playing once every 5 years while shotgunning beers on every green before being escorted from the course.  Our interest in women’s sports is equal to our interest in particle physics [...]

  [/caption] As Tropical Storm Gustav gathers steam in the Caribbean Sea and threatens to form into a category 3 hurricane when it reaches the Gulf of Mexico Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal is considering a forced evacuation of New Orleans, and a permanent exodus from the muddy [...]

[/caption] So we at the Snark - have scored quite possibly our biggest scoop to date.  We scored an interview with the Ozzman himself and got to the bottom of Kelly Osborne’s recent facial trauma.  When I sat down with the Ozzmeister, I had originally asked for [...]

  [/caption]  In a Snark exclusive it’s been learned that New York Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will stun television viewers and convention attendees in Denver tonight by 1) wearing a bland pant suit and 2) demanding the Democratic nomination for president. A Snark inside source has learned that the bitter [...]

[/caption] So as you all know by now Andy Dick is bat shit crazy.  He is a crazy that scares straights and gays alike.  He is what I like to call the aggressively closeted heter-omo.  Hammer you may be able to provide a better insight into what he’s called [...]

  [/caption] First Madonna launches the “Sticky & Sweet” tour, also known as the “Creepy & Tired Lip-Synched Banging House of Music Loud Enough to Cover Up a Bad Performance” show and now poor Margaret Thatcher has finally succumbed to Ronald Regan disease, also known as dementia, [...]

[/caption] So you know Great White is one of the last great American degenerates, so he pretty much approves of anything that can add some amusement to his world.  So I’d like to thank an Italian priest for coming up with something so outrageously delicious that you aren’t going to believe [...]