Snark Sharks

Ok guys - we figure that it’s our duty (no not doody) to keep you all atitty I mean abreast of what’s going on in the seven seas of which our shark breatheren are spread - Snark and non-snark varieties.

Ok first of all - we need to put an APB out on our buddy Marbled Cat.  So if anyone sees her, alert the authorities in London.  (Help Find Marbled Cat).  Quite like the Random Task in Austin Power’s… Really I mean who steals a shark?  WTF?

Next on the agenda the Snarks want to throw out mad props to our boy Sand out in Meh-he-co for biting douche bag extraordinaire Ryan Seacrest. (Article here)  We only regret that someone a little bigger and more up to the task didn’t get a chance to chomp and make Seacrest go “out” permanently.  Oh and to clarify I mean to eat him, not get him to come out of the closet and admit that he is “having or sharing a merry, lively mood“.

Oh and it’s Shark Week on Discovery Channel kids.  So watch all your favorite non-snark sharks in glorious HD (where available)!