The power of Hooters compels you
Great White Snark | July 25, 2008
Delightfully tacky - Yet Educational!
The power of Hooters compels you. Ok, my fellow Snark Sharks I couldn’t pass on sharing this one with you. (article here) So a little boy in Dallas/Ft Worth decided to skitch out on daycare, went down to the gas station down the road to grab some snacks and a drink, before skipping his Osh Kosh B’Gosh ass on down to…………….. HOOTERS! Ladies, that’s how powerful the draw of the boobage is. Even little “Jimmy” has to go and get lunch at Hooters, or maybe he just went for the wings. Wink, wink. Little Jimmy also says that he reads Playboy for the articles. I love how the manager of Hooter says they kept him in the back and he was “pretty occupied”.
Apparently the daycare “Imagination Station” has been cited a few times for improper supervision in the past. I wonder what the other kids did? I imagine a little Snarker in training heading down to the gas station grabbing a pack of smokes and a bottle of MD 20/20 then sauntering on down to the local titty bar in his Garanimals. Spending a few quality hours back in the champagne room “coloring” with Destiny and the rest of the pole jockey’s.
