Snark Sharks

You know the crew here at Snark Snarks can generally only agree on two things:  1. Don’t ask me if I want another drink the answer is always yes.  2. Scientists fucking scare the shit out of us.  After an unfortunate incident with some frickin “laser beams” we don’t go near the lab coat wearing [...]

Ok Snarker’s and Snarkette’s, here’s a couple little snarklets to help get you through Friday.  I know you’re counting down the hours till you can leave the daily grind and head down to the local watering hole / meat market and take part in your feeding frenzy of choice… so without further ado: Around the Snarks [...]

Ok so Donkey Punch is supposedly one of the big refreshing hits of the Sundance Film Festival.  It was shot in 24 days, and cost the British filmmakers less that a million pounds to make it.  Apparently it’s kind of a Kids style film for the Ibiza set. You have to love the user comment on [...]

So Miss Venezuela won the Miss Universe pageant, and for the second year in a row Miss USA ends up on her ass.  It’s funny that in this day and age that these pageants are still around and covered.  Honestly I love hot broad as much as the next guy (As long as the next [...]

For everyone’s sake Jose just go away somewhere with your twitchy eye and your roid infested body - just leave and shut up and I’ll be happy. http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jose-conseco-madonna-begged-me-to-impregnate-her/10644 Honestly if you didn’t plow/had no intention of plowing her, why so many clandestine meetings with her?  If at the time you were “into your wife” - and by [...]

Ok well short of watching these two nerds in a thunderdome rules death match - I guess I’d like to move in next door set up a Clark W Griswald style Christmas light display and run the A/C at 50 degree’s 24 hours a day with all the doors and window open - while taking [...]

I recently found an article about the “real” names of some of the bigger stars in Hollyweird - and thought it was ripe with a need to be made fun of. So without and further ado.. Chevy Chase - Cornelius Crane Chase… so, so apropos especially since he was last funny in the mid 80’s Corny Chase