Snark Sharks

Ok guys - we figure that it’s our duty (no not doody) to keep you all atitty I mean abreast of what’s going on in the seven seas of which our shark breatheren are spread - Snark and non-snark varieties. Ok first of all - we need to put an APB out on our buddy Marbled [...]

[/caption] Well it seems that the beantown has finally gotten to Manny Ramirez to the point that the Snark Sharks favorite MLB wackadoo has requested a trade to Iraq. (See ESPN story here).  Ok, so you’ve just got to love such a demented nutbag don’t [...]

[/caption] Ok, now this is exactly the type of bitch that gets the Great White worked up.  Please, Please - read the article (here) (Update - They pulled this link down and I can’t find her anywhere on MSN Style - my guess why?  Cuz she’s a beyatch! from this [...]

[/caption] The power of Hooters compels you.  Ok, my fellow Snark Sharks I couldn’t pass on sharing this one with you.  (article here)  So a little boy in Dallas/Ft Worth decided to skitch out on daycare, went down to the gas station down the road to grab some [...]

[/caption] All I have to say about this is - wow.  Now you smokers in California and New York think you’ve got it hard taking your cancer stick fix out on to the streets.  Well check out this article (here) out of the UK.  This poor [...]

[/caption] All I can say Snarker’s is Great Gunga Munga!  While preparing to address congress on the issue of childhood obesity, coyly hinted that maybe he’d like to be up on capital hill too. (article here)  In a land of bad politicians could there be [...]

Three, four better lock your door……… [/caption] Ok Snarks - I’m clearing another item off my “action item” list of the day  - one Fred “Freddy” Krueger.  The good folks at New Line Cinemas are upholding the recent Hollywood tradition of not filming a single script that hasn’t [...]

[/caption] Look no futher brothers and sisters of Lambda, Lambda, Lambda…. your rapture has arrived Comic Con 2008.  That’s right, the single largest gathering of geeks that have yet to lose their viginity and enjoy dressing up as characters that are cooler than they should ever dare dream to [...]

[/caption] Here’s a quick follow up from last week’s post about the real life Hamburglar being a finalist in the contest to write a new version of the old school “Two all beef patties….” jingle.  Unfortunately our real life GTB (Grand Theft Burger) boy lost out to some [...]

[/caption] Ok kids, so you know in our crazy technology driven society more often then not we’d really rather not talk to each other even when we want to communicate with each other.  So how often do you IM your coworker that is one desk over?  How often [...]