Either way it leaves one of college football’s most unusual and arrogant personalities in need of a team and with Miami listing in the waters of mediocrity at the hands of Randy Shannon the time has come for Miami to stop playing nicey nice with guys like former head coach Larry Coker and teams like Wisconsin and get back to the glory days of attitude, taunting, 50-point wins and at least one damn ACC title.
“You know some of us we come to play, you know, we here to win,” Santana seethed as he spit in Murphy’s direction, “but other guys, you know they like da da da de da I’m gonna f’ing drop the ball and oh no whoops go me.”
“We’re 100% satisfied with the performance of our ball club,” Hal said while running from angry fans throwing ticket stubs at him, “we just have a different definition of ‘mediocre’ than other teams.”
Sheff is a crazy man with a vicious swing and a temper that can ignite faster than a tinderbox.
This country of yellow-bellied cowards, union members and hedge fund managers doesn’t deserve an apology. What they deserve, in spades, is a well-placed slap across their smug faces for having the hypocritical nerve to expect contriteness from the very men they made into immortals. What’s the point of a pagan god if he can’t act like one?
Like most of the Snarks out there in their 30’s, a lot of my friends are spawning the next generation of ankle biters and it’s made me a bit introspective. So I compiled a list of 85 things that the next generation just won’t get.
Barkley, known for excessive drinking, gambling debts, throwing people through windows and threatening to run for Governor of Alabama never got his blow job but rumor is his wife is considering a freebie should Sir Charles sober up in time for his court arraignment.
The decision to use military equipment in transporting a select breed of attack dog is “purely coincidental” said the Director for Israel’s Gaza Dog Walking Project, Lt. Cpl. Avi Sharon.
Professional ear rapist Fran Drescher has decided to throw her widow peaked hat into the political ring for Hillary Clinton’s now vacant Senate seat.
First and foremost Ms. Havard advised us that regardless of the amount of staff that may be inline for pink slips Mr. Hefner would not be liquidating any assets as he would prefer that he not actually feel any of the effects of the economic downturn himself. The mansions, the jets, the paid girlfriends, the weekly stem cell therapy, and daily transfusions of blood from newborn babies would continue as scheduled indefinitely.